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Blogger Baby Cage Match!
WonderBaby prepares by meditating and munching on a sports biscuit. Cage Match is a mental game, dudes. Mental.
This one seems quiet. Not a physical threat.
Ah. The one they call 'Cakes.' Back away from my biscuit, Cakes. Or I'll take your cheese.
As Cage Match draws to a close, the Alpha Babies move to centre ring. To take on the duck.
(A Cage Match Pop Quiz: What are the differences between the last two pictures? First person to answer correctly wins the houseboy services of David Hasselhoff
(Prize must be collected at head offices of Hasselhoff's German record label.)
(Also, you may be the winner of Euro Lotto. E-mail your banking information to WonderBaby now!)
Cage Match ended abruptly when Gap-clad orangutans burst into the room and took over the ring.
Not to be outdone, the moms set up their own ring and got dirty. (Gap clothes wash well. No cottons got hurt.)
We were pretty equally matched so we called it a draw and went out and got liquored up.
The orangutans got carded, and had to head back to the zoo. But they hooked up with rockin' monkeys and got loaded. So, a good time was had by all.
Now, aren't y'all sorry you missed that? That'll learn ya. Next time you're going to move heaven and earth to join us, right? RIGHT?